How would the boss describe you?

20098Jan

by Grace

I was shocked to know that there’s no more Thursday Thirteen (more shocked when I found out the site do not even exist anymore). While I am sad because it’s my favorite meme and I look forward to it every week, I can understand how it must be hard for the TT moderators to maintain the site and go through everyone’s list when they have a family crisis.

Meanwhile, I can’t stop posting lists just yet. Here’s one I got from my office mail. Every two years employees in the company I work with are assessed through a panel interview and given remarks about their performance. I will have my interview in a few days so I hope I won’t have any of these remarks (and the underlying FUNNY meanings) from my boss:

1. OUTGOING PERSONALITY – Always going out of the office

2. GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS – Spends lot of time on phone

3. WORK IS FIRST PRIORITY – Too ugly to get a date

4. SOCIALLY ACTIVE – Drinks a lot

5. INDEPENDENT WORKER – Nobody knows what he/she does

6. QUICK THINKER – Offers plausible excuses

7. USES LOGIC ON DIFFICULT JOBS – Gets someone else to do it

8. EXPRESSES SELF WELL – Speaks English

9. KEEN SENSE OF HUMOR – Knows a lot of dirty jokes

10. LOYAL – Can’t get a job anywhere else

11. HAS LEADERSHIP QUALITIES – is tall or has a loud voice

12. CAREER MINDED – Back stabber

13. RELAXED ATTITUDE – Sleeps at desk

Of course, these meanings are meant as a joke!

If you’re (still) writing a list of anything thirteen on Thursdays, do let me know in the comments so I can visit or sign in Mr. Linky (if Mr. Linky for TT is still working)!

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{ 11 comments… read them below or add one }

1 illahee January 8, 2009 at 8:49 am

what a pig! ugh!!

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2 jennifer in OR January 8, 2009 at 10:01 am

Thank you for the good laugh!! Love this list. :-)

jennifer in ORs last blog post..A funny thing happened on the way to the office…

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3 Becca January 8, 2009 at 12:48 pm

Ha ha…those remind me of writing report cards. Gotta put a positive spin! “A natural leader” is my report card code for “kinda bossy”!

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4 Jacki January 8, 2009 at 6:02 pm

I always hated those year-end reviews. Especially when I had to write down what I thought I did well. I am not good at that.

Jackis last blog post..Italian cooking 101

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5 colleen January 8, 2009 at 6:57 pm

Funny! Alice Audrey is keeping a list of others who are still doing TT. I like list talk to and the TT always ties up my week with bits too short to be a whole post. http://aliceaudrey.wordpress.com/2009/01/07/13-people-who-did-thursday-thirteen-last-week/#comments

colleens last blog post..Thirteen Thursday: The Work and Play List

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6 Lori-NotSoSuperwoman January 8, 2009 at 8:10 pm

I have been missing TT during the holidays and finally posted one, only to find it’s gone! It’s my favorite meme as well, so I ma bummed! Glad to find a few still floating around the web anyway.

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7 Megan January 9, 2009 at 12:12 am

We woke up and the Thursday Thirteen was gone. Will it be back? No one knows. But for now here’s a little spot on the web to bring us all together again. http://www.thursday-13.com

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8 Alice Audrey January 10, 2009 at 9:56 am

I was shocked when it went down too. There was so little notice. I’m really glad you will keep doing it. So will I!

Alice Audreys last blog post..Suzie’s House 99: Breaking Point II

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9 kandyblossom January 11, 2009 at 10:08 am

Cute list. Thanks for the giggle.

I am keeping up the TT tradition too. Feel free to stop by.

kandyblossoms last blog post..Snails, Books, Chocolate and Other Assorted Blessings

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