Real, funny store names found in Dubai

200820Nov

by Grace


Thursday Thirteen banner courtesy of Samulli

1. Rainbow Color Separation Services – poor rainbows!

2. Al Boom Gas Company – they better not explode!!

3. Al Sharq Pet Shop - where they also sell non-shark pets

4. Talent Secretarial Services – they’ve got talent, they say!

5. Excellent Men’s Saloon – a Salon!

6. Quick Hands Restaurant – I wonder if the food is served in milli-seconds?

7. Al Nasr Cinema Restaurant - believe me, there was no giant screen inside!

8. Athlete’s Foot (a shoe store) – where we might also find medication for athlete’s foot

9. Neatorama Cleaning Services

10. xx Roastery – I came in looking for roasted chicken but they only sold roasted NUTS

11. Hello Deira – The store in Deira sells mobile phones.

12. Automatic Restaurant and Grill – like everything will be grilled automatically?

13. Safestway Supermarket

These are just a few! I’ll be on the lookout for more. Any interesting business establishment names near you?

{ 13 comments… read them below or add one }

1 kailani November 20, 2008 at 7:00 am

Ooh, I remember Athlete’s Foot in the US. I wonder whatever happened to them?

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2 Robin November 20, 2008 at 1:29 pm

Kailani, wasn’t it “Foot Locker”? Isn’t Athlete’s Foot a fungus?

I love funny signs like this. The first two are my favorite. Here in Israel I once got a flyer for a course teaching “Spiking English”. Well, at least they weren’t eaching spelling I suppose…

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3 Betty November 20, 2008 at 4:38 pm

LOL! These are great! Have you visited engrish.com? I think you’d love it!

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4 BorednTalkative November 20, 2008 at 5:11 pm

This list is hilarious.

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5 Vered - MomGrindv November 20, 2008 at 9:41 pm

Ha. These ARE funny.

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6 topchamp November 21, 2008 at 12:10 am

I love the saloon salon – that one is definitely my favourite!

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7 Aly @ Lip Zip November 21, 2008 at 4:50 am

Great list! We have a “Sharp Cuts” men’s barber shop near us that I laugh about every time we pass. I don’t want a sharp cut. It sounds dangerous. It’s not as exciting as your list, though!

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8 Rims November 21, 2008 at 7:35 am

LOL!!

Cool list!!

Happy TT!

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9 e-Mom November 22, 2008 at 10:23 am

A very clever post! You’re a ver observant traveller around Dubai.

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10 Cleaning Tips December 2, 2008 at 3:33 am

Nice and usefull post, thanks, this is one for my bookmarks!

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11 Desert Penguin May 1, 2009 at 8:17 pm

There is:

Mummy Look – a salon in Satwa
Antique Museum – is neither a museum or sells antiques: just souvenirs
Phone Museum – a mobile phone unlocking store
Whistly and Fluge – tailors. Whistle and Flute is cockney rhyming slang for suit…

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