This morning, my daughter’s teacher touched my belly and asked, “Is there anything here?”
I was taken aback. Huh? Ah, yes, uhm…fats? * cough *

Turned out that Pristine had been spreading a rumor at school that mom’s belly is growing (yikes, better do something with this belly fast!) so she’s going to be a big sister soon. The best big sister – to not one but two siblings! She already even prepared names for the girl and boy baby (supposedly) inside mom’s belly!
Hey, before everyone starts to coo, I am NOT pregnant. I just happen to have an overly excited and very imaginative daughter. I wonder what other stories she has told her teachers…
What is the most shocking thing your children told about you?




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Too funny… She should write a blog. Her imagination deserves to be put on paper. But I guess you’ve already done that for her.
I don’t have kids so I cannot answer the question. But cheers to the joy they bring to the world.
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lols! that is soo funny! pristine must be very excited to have a younger brother or sister.
BE pregnant na Lagi! para everyone will be happy! hah ha ha lols!
ROFL. At least it wasn’t because you actually did look pg with twins!
If it’s any comfort, when my mom was P’s age she told the nuns at a nearby convent that her mother was sad because her (my mother’s) NON-EXISTANT twin sister had died! They rushed over to comfort my grandmother and found her singing out loud while she did the ironing in her shirtsleeves.
My mom was grounded for quite a long time LOL.
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OH DEAR!!!! LOL!! Sounds like Mommy and Daddy need to get busy on her order
haha
LOL! Oh the joy of children!
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Ha ha ha ha ha! My son isn’t old enough to do that quite yet… but I’m sure it will come!
I do remember announcing my mom’s age to all the people in the grocery store on her birthday… she’s an older mom so I’m sure she wasn’t pleased to have that number said aloud!
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I love it!! Great imagination.
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Ha! How funny, but you know it can happen to any of us.
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kids DO say the darndest things.
Oh my gosh, that is hilarious!!
Fortunately, Emma hasn’t told anyone something that embarrassing!
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see grace- it’s time to have the stork make its delivery!
she’s not just imaginative- she is actually longing for twin siblings! hehehe— kasayang sa imong mothering instincts if si pristine lang maka benefit.
Goodness you have a gorgeous daughter. GORGEOUS.
Maybe it’s time for another lol
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